you know that chichi is my girl, i'm slayin bulma on the side
come on, baby, grab your scouter; watch my power level rise
doing sit ups in my space ship; gravity one hundred times
gotta get my ass to namek; beat up frieza's ginyu guys
we got earth's defenses prayin; i got master roshi's trainin
ladies ask about my pubic hair when i go super saiyan
hit you with the spirit bomb; send you cryin home to mom
beat tenkaichi budokai; what game you think you playin?
got each season on demand; if you want to catch these hands
we can tango with vegeta as we do the fusion dance
always in the nick of time; make short work of all the flunkies
keep my tail tucked in my waistband; i can turn into a monkey
we're the finest fighting team; down another senzu bean
for a show about a dragon's balls the script is awful clean (dirty pool)

defender of the earth; greatest hope for all mankind
raisin up a son named gohan, what a time to be alive
sick of all the incel tears; haven't gotten laid in years
krillin's getting android pussy and he's only four foot five
got that blue and yellow hair as i yell kamehameha
bro, akira toriyama couldn't make me any gayer
as i'm soarin through the sky, little nimbus got me flyin
wish that i could be a kid again on master roshi's island

you have no chance like mitt romney; i'm a down and dirty commie
gotta highly rated line-up like the hey day of toonami
goin hard for sailor moon; i would marry that cartoon
only wish that there were tentacles to fuck that lunar poon
always had a crush on lita; she would do things to my petah
prolly jizz right in my undies if i ever got to meet her
prolly thinks that i'm a nerd; she don't know that i'm a flirt
she might think the kitchen's closed until i lift her sailor skirt

never saw that cowboy bebop, was a little old for that
but i liked relena's eyebrows, i'll say that right off the bat
got a thing for lady une; she's as crazy as a loon
oh the things that i would do if she was naked in my room
or that strapping pilot, maxwell; we could double up with heero
i won't settle for a duo; make this happy meal a trio
drawing pornographic pictures of that psychic chick ms cleo
dodging bullets like them 3d bitches, you can call me neo

read a little of the manga; always thought the art was pretty
mad respect for that one time when they was flashin bulma's titties
they do that on odd occasions; found it worthy of a mention
the japanese know how to bring a penis to attention
i'm just sayin crazy shit cause i've been burnin major weed
swearin on the holy bible that i'm not a horny weeb
jerkin off my dick to anime like all those other creeps
i'm just playin with you, homie, i'm an animation freak