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xii - Hellride vol. 1

by Skirtchaser

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1.
kk thx 02:16
"but what does it mean!?" it's a joke i tell that goes over my head. no, i don't get it. but i suppose that you do. oh, of course you do! i wouldn't expect any less. you know, when it's all facts and information, risk versus reward, and calculation, and a moment's indecisiveness is priceless stacked against a meaningful defense, not to excuse the things that i do, nor least of all to make an example of you. but if you crucify me harder, i might believe that i'm a martyr. and then what if you one day you believe that too? oh, you do! oh, you do! i know you do! because the line that divides permissiveness and viciousness is a kernal of uncomfortable truth. so, i guess we're all shit! is that the secret? you can preach it from the pulpit but few people believe that it's an indictment of themselves as well. but, hey, at least you'll see your friends in hell! ...and enemies too, looking at you, staring at you. a mirror or a fearless leader? i haven't a clue. i just work here, dude. got a smoke break in five, get my chakras in tune, and then i'll laugh at low hanging fruit on youtube. but who put me in charge? if you don't like it, simply turn it off! i kind of remember some people who used to say that aren't people who say that now... anyhow, i guess that the world is otherwise fine. how can you possibly relate? i'm fucking losing my mind! then they tell me that it's normal and compliment my vocabulary. "by the way, are these real people or would you describe them as imaginary?" well, i suspect that it's all relative. we're kind of all imaginary... "oh, okay, yeah, you know, we've got a place that you might want to visit for a couple days..."
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there are snakes in the garden of eden and they're cutting down all the trees they've found that ignorance is far more profitable... strange, strange times indeed! there are rats at the wheel of the sinking ship the rats see no reason to flee because the rats are just the tip of the iceberg... strange, strange times indeed! there are ants building nests for their ruler bees building hives for their queen and they're ready to die for their masters... strange, strange times indeed! And the snakes have turned the garden to a desert And the rats are dumping garbage in the sea And the ants and the bees like that just fine... strange, strange times indeed! strange, strange times indeed! strange, strange times indeed!
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there's a party at my house and you're invited have enough for a bowl and a half but later the dealers gonna visit cause he owes me a favor. gave him a ride to the DMV and even that asshole knows no one rides free, and he won't be attending but i've made a few calls. and i don't even care if they show up at all since i paid for the beer, so i'm drinking it all til i'm pissing my pants, until i'm tripping balls. there's a party at my house and you're invited now i'm calling my neighbor. i'm totally wasted. have a thirst for adventure. i can practically taste it. but he's feeding his kids and won't able to make it. now i'm taking a shit and i'm totally naked. then i listen to music and fuck up some friendships. i'm a ride or die guy, so basically, fuck them. that's just my sense of humor, bro, please take a joke. so come over to my house. i'm buying the coke. there's a party at my house and you're invited
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my writing's the best because i always put the emphasized parts on the words that are good. i have all the best thoughts and my ideas are perfect. it's deep introspection and completely surface. oh, i am so great! i am so funny! i am so coy! i am so witty! i am the best! everyone loves me! oh, i am so great! i am so funny! the founders owned slaves, narcissis was ugly, jesus made waves, and tesla was lucky. i'm strong and i'm brave and genius has struck me in so many ways. they all want to fuck me. oh, i am so great! i am so funny! i am so coy! i am so witty! i am the best! everyone loves me! oh, i am so great! i am so funny!
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are we really, truly in it together or just out for each other? is the agony of all of our labor a desire to suffer? a kiss, sweet mother. a kiss, sweet mother. a blade or a lathe or just mercy, sweet mother! i'm tired. i'm tired, i'm tired, have mercy, cold iron, one kiss, sweet mother. get your palms red. face the bloodshed daily where the boys tread. that's so crazy! nothing... instead, what do you say we make the rules bend? fuck you, pay me. i stopped for directions to the intersection where the devil shakes your hand. the guy just laughed and pat my back, said "depends on who you ask." a kiss, sweet judas. a kiss, sweet judas. a blade or a lathe or just flattery, judas! i'm tired. i'm tired, i'm tired, have faith, cold iron, one kiss, sweet judas. get your palms red. face the bloodshed daily where the boys tread. that's so crazy! nothing... instead, what do you say we make the rules bend? fuck you, pay me.
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Megahex 02:16
change is the one constant and it's changed me ever since. "was it the chicken or the egg?" and other riddles of the sphynx that i can't answer to your satisfaction. i'm dumber than you think. the world is one-part megahex and two parts cosmic hyper-jynx. and this curse of being far too self-aware of the anxious problems that i overshare to anyone who listens even if they do not care doesn't help the issue much. i wasn't doing good yet i was out there planting seeds. didn't care to tend the garden or see the forest through the weeds. want to be a better person but i'm mentally fatigued. now that i'm a little older i'm not sure what i still believe. but this wishy-washy selfish indecision still impacts the world in which we live in. hoover my soul up to space and i'll exist inside a vacuum. i'm already suffocating. i'm already i'm already i'm already i'm already i'm already i'm already dying inside.
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bloodied but unbowed. broke and nowhere bound. can we ditch this dive bar? cause this scene is not my crowd. i prefer my house. sleep until it hurts to lay in bed. pray that i receive my daily bread. want to say it's my fault? well then, baby, go ahead. i'm sure i've said some things that i can't possibly defend. brought it on myself. names and place withheld. ghosts and distant memories, the magic is dispelled. silly little whelp. drinking in the night while i am drowning like a witch. i've only got one mile left, i cannot give an inch. i'm fresh out of empathy. my heart is an abyss. never spared a thought and haven't thought about it since. you're in the same boat, ready to unload some woe-is-me hyperbole. let's end it on that note. let's do, but really don't.

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released July 22, 2023

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